Don't Be...

Personally, I wouldn't be jealous of anyone who has a kid who cannot remember not to put an apostrophe in "theirs." Well, unless the kid has some humongous array of redeeming qualities and/or just began learning English... At least he/she remembered to capitalize the first letter of the first word of each sentence.

Persistent Online Tutor

I went to look up some math vocabulary and this happened.

The "live" Math Tutor (capitalized because that's apparently a title or something) obviously doesn't understand no and is determined to make me work on the whiteboard. *Sigh* Unfortunately, some real life teachers can be this way too.

Stupid Statistics

N: I bet you that that statistic is fake, and they cant do math. 83 plus 27 is 110 not 100.

That kind of outlines all one direction fans.

RF: I passionately dislike made up statistics (unless they're meant to be satires, of course). Of course it's fake! How can there be 110% of girls? Still, if "Niall quit 1D today," it's true many girls wouldn't care and wouldn't cry over it. Some of them are infants. Some of them are suffering from deadly diseases. Some of them have damaged tear ducts. Many have never heard of "1D."
And no, this does not count as me reblogging it.

YouTube Short Post

I just saw a YouTube comment that says ":'D :,D DEER GOD, ITS BEAUTIFUL!" with 63 likes.
Seriously? Deer God?
I apologize if the person actually meant a deer deity...

Unofficial Idiots These Days 5

One Direction.

I diots these days 2

Once RF and i were walking to our lockers when a rude girl pushed into me and was like"You better watch where yo goin'"
As she was saying this she grabbed my arn and said"What the **** is this skinny little thing?"
Rf being Rf was like "It is his arm."
Then the girl was like "Oh" then we started laughing

Idiots these days 1

This will be the new series written by me
there will be funny stories about idiots
pictures about idiotic things
quotes
etc

Disclaimer
This series may contian racist coments or offensive terms
Please do not get mad and sue us

Report Card Day

Black/Stupid People

Yeeeeeeaaaaahh, i didnt fail the class i got a 70

White Girls

OMG! I got a 82 Yes My mom will give me a new phone

(Pulls Out Crappy Phone) Wait What my boyfriend just broke up with me LOL

White Boys

Yes i got a 80 i passed the class

i wont get held back

Now i have to break up with my girlfriend because she got a 82

Asians

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I got a frickin 99

I should have gotten a 100

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!, my  parents will kill me when i get home