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After performing at our school's annual dinner thing, we noticed there are a few general categories each member of the audience falls into.
RF-1. The I-Must-Take-Ten-Million-Pictures-By-The-Time-I-Leave Parent
RF-2. The I-Am-Here-Only-Because-My-Brother/Sister-Is-Performing-Now-Let-Me-Read-In-Peace sibling
N- 3. The omg-these-people-suck-i-am-texting-and-not-paying-attention person
RF-4. The Everyone-Knows-I'm-Way-Better-Than-Those-Morons-So-I'll-Just-Talk-To-My-Friends student
RF-5. The I-Must-Cry-Now-Sorry-Guys little kid
RF-6. The I-Know-Nothing-About-Music-And-I-Am-Stupid-How-Did-I-Get-Here-Anyway-Huh Kid
N- 7. This-is-so-boring-when-will-the-band-people-come person
N- 8. Whispering-"NOOB-That-guy-used-an-incorrect-bowing" junior critic
RF-9. Those parents with the dull passive expressions that seldom change...
GM-10. I-Will-Leave-After-My-Kids-Perform-And-Not-Listen-To-The-Top-Groups-Because-I-Hate-Music-That-Sounds-Good parent
Sarah-11. This-show-is-boring-so-I'm-going-to-go-to-the-bathroom-to-get-rid-of-my-boredom person
*Have you spotted any other categories of people in audiences you've seen?*
Comment if you think we should add pictures accompanying each category listed.
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ReplyDeletetypo
Nooo! Let me go change that... Thanks for letting me know!
DeleteEmbarrassingly there were actually two typoes...
DeleteI think you should add the I-Will-Leave-After-My-Kids-Perform-And-Not-Listen-To-The-Top-Groups-Because-I-Hate-Music-That-Sounds-Good parent. You might not have seen those, but there are a whole lot in band concerts.
ReplyDeleteYes Grace, I agree.
ReplyDeleteNumber 5 and and number 9 are really funny! ESPECIALLY NUMBER 5!
So true!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the "This-show-is-boring-so-I'm-going-to-go-to-the-bathroom-to-get-rid-of-my-boredom person."
ReplyDeleteBAND, I was like boring until band came
ReplyDeletehahaha
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