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Mountain Du had a diplomatic meeting with LiarVem regarding increased naval supplies. Whynanaught invaded but a naval blockade prevented them from entering the Bay of Solitude. Meanwhile Niz's brother, Poshambaeu, allied with Liarvem and the leaders of Mountain Du to expell C from the capital of Ni. C was pushed into the bottomless pit of Ar's city center. Soon after, he was violently pushed out while riding a horse shirtless while killing bears.
This has been called the Siege of Lai and has forced GM to resign as chief of roping.
Mountain Du and Ni are planning a full scale attack on Whynanaught.
Meanwhile, the Kabooze has secretly annexed more storage space.
A plague has spread throughout Pickeringvania, and it has caused the "computer" to slow down.
I would like to tell everyone that I am in no way associated with the news above. If you have common sense though, the lack of proper formatting, the label, and misspelling of "expel" probably gave that away.
ReplyDeleteI am never shirtless unless I am changing or swimming. And I can't ride a horse. Or kill a bear while on one.
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DeleteNeither can Vladmir Putin.
DeleteI am still chief of rope making. As long as it is in my possession, I can never resign.
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